Proudly Presenting

Today we proudly present to you the first Yellow Beard recording on flight9. Entitled, "Some Real High-Brow Shit," and it is exactly just that. There are instructions you must follow in order to truly take in the audio. They are as follows:

1. Play each track (Part A & B) on two separate stereo listening devices simultaneously.

2. Place the four speakers so that they comfortably surround you (preferably at ear level).

3. Play Part B at 3/4 the volume of Part A.

4. Remember to align the speakers so that Part A does not phase out the sound in Part B. We suggest placing Part B speakers directly in front of you, while placing Part A speakers slightly adjacent to you at a forty-five degree angle. Notice the diagram to the right.

5. Please toggle the equalization so that it utilizes the bass frequencies. Those using itunes can confidently switch the equalizer to electronic or jazz and achieve the intended results. Be careful to not damage your speakers.

6. Please be aware that although we recommend that you listen at the highest possible volume that you find comfortable, we in no way suggest you damage your hearing. Please also be warned that the recording includes high frequency feedback and ear splitting distortion.

7. Enjoy with your favorite beverage.


Part A by ohgodnauseous

Part B by ohgodnauseous

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